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Bob's Burgers โ€” Season 3

Season 3
Original Air Date: 30 September 201223 es 7.7
Bob and his family get caught up in various misadventures, from strange Thanksgiving traditions to Tinaโ€™s literary endeavors. The Belchers deal with everything from a health inspection to elaborate holiday celebrations, all while keeping their restaurant afloat.

Episode List

Ear-sy Rider

E 1: Ear-sy Rider

30 September 201222 minโ˜… 7.7

A biker gang sets up shop in the restaurant, where they lament the loss of their beloved leader.

Full Bars

E 2: Full Bars

7 October 201222 minโ˜… 8.1

The Belcher kids break with a long standing Halloween tradition, veering away from their usual trick or treat trek in favor of a posh neighborhood that's known for its oversize goodies.

Bob Fires the Kids

E 3: Bob Fires the Kids

4 November 201222 minโ˜… 7.7

Worried that his kids are not enjoying summer vacation because he's making them work in the restaurant, Bob fires them. But they soon become bored and take jobs as "weed pickers" for a...

Mutiny on the Windbreaker

E 4: Mutiny on the Windbreaker

11 November 201222 minโ˜… 6.9

Bob does a tour of duty as a private chef on a docked cruise ship and brings along the family to witness his true culinary skills, but the special occasion is scuttled when the kooky captain...

An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

E 5: An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal

18 November 201222 minโ˜… 7.7

Bob's plans for his favorite holiday, Thanksgiving, change when Mr. Fischoeder hires him as a chef, and Linda and the kids to play his family, as he tries to stage a perfect holiday dinner in...

The Deepening

E 6: The Deepening

25 November 201222 minโ˜… 7.6

Mr. Fischoeder's new pier attraction, a mechanical shark, goes haywire and terrorizes the town, and it falls to Bob and the family to catch it.

Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks

E 7: Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks

2 December 201222 minโ˜… 8.0

After Tina accidentally wrecks the car, and gets the whole family involved with a slimy insurance agent, she worries that she's a "jinx".

The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

E 8: The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene

9 December 201222 minโ˜… 7.5

Gene gets his first girlfriend, but it doesn't take long for the family to realize that she is incredibly annoying and they pressure him to break up with her.

Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

E 9: Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins

16 December 201222 minโ˜… 7.6

When Bob inherits a storage unit around Christmas, visions of riches dance in the heads of the family, but what they find inside is a squatter who claims he once worked as a mannequin.

Mother Daughter Laser Razor

E 10: Mother Daughter Laser Razor

6 January 201322 minโ˜… 8.2

Linda worries that her relationship with Louise isn't as good as it should be, so, much to Louise's chagrin, she forces the young lady to participate in a mother-daughter seminar. With mom...

Nude Beach

E 11: Nude Beach

13 January 201322 minโ˜… 6.7

The new health inspector proves to be a decent fellow, until he blackmails Bob into being allowed to perform his atrocious music at the restaurant, which drives away the customers.

Broadcast Wagstaff School News

E 12: Broadcast Wagstaff School News

27 January 201322 minโ˜… 8.2

There is a "Mad Pooper" running wild at the Belcher children's middle school and Tina finds herself on a mission to get to the "bottom" of the situation.

My Fuzzy Valentine

E 13: My Fuzzy Valentine

10 February 201322 minโ˜… 7.3

When a heart-shaped pancake simply doesn't cut it, the kids convince Bob to let them skip school in order to help him find a Valentine's Day gift that will "wow" Linda. Meanwhile,...

Lindapendent Woman

E 14: Lindapendent Woman

17 February 201322 minโ˜… 7.9

Linda thinks Bob doesn't appreciate her and quits the restaurant to work at a grocery store. In her absence, Bob tries - and fails - to run the place on his own and the kids are stuck in the...

O.T.: The Outside Toilet

E 15: O.T.: The Outside Toilet

3 March 201322 minโ˜… 8.1

When Gene finds an expensive talking toilet out in the woods, he and his friends decide to protect it as much as they can while an evil toilet hunter is looking for the toilet.

Topsy

E 16: Topsy

10 March 201322 minโ˜… 8.1

Louise expects to get a charge out of taking down her Thomas Edison-obsessed science teacher when she re-creates one of the famous inventor's experiments that involved electrocuting an elephant.

Two for Tina

E 17: Two for Tina

17 March 201322 minโ˜… 7.8

Jimmy Jr. is threatened when Tina starts dating a ballet dancer named Josh and the two boys get into an epic dance-off for her heart

It Snakes a Village

E 18: It Snakes a Village

24 March 201322 minโ˜… 7.6

The Belcher family road-trips down to Florida to visit Linda's parents who live in a senior home that - to Linda's complete horror - is full of senior swingers! Plus, to keep themselves...

Family Fracas

E 19: Family Fracas

14 April 201322 minโ˜… 7.3

After the family car breaks down and ruins their plans for a movie night out, the Belchers find themselves competing on the TV game show "Family Fracas!" To the dismay of the program's...

The Kids Run the Restaurant

E 20: The Kids Run the Restaurant

21 April 201322 minโ˜… 7.9

After Bob cuts his finger and faints at the sight of his own blood, Linda brings him to the hospital and leaves the kids home alone. Not ones to waste a golden opportunity, Tina, Gene and Louise...

Boyz 4 Now

E 21: Boyz 4 Now

28 April 201322 minโ˜… 8.3

While accompanying Tina to a "Boyz 4 Now" concert, Louise develops a crush on one of the lead singers, Boo Boo - and is in disbelief that she actually likes a boy! Meanwhile, Gene gets...

Carpe Museum

E 22: Carpe Museum

5 May 201322 minโ˜… 7.8

Bob chaperones a school trip to the museum and experiences some father-daughter bonding with Louise, while Gene and his gang are on the lookout for exhibits with busts, and not the kind that are...

The Unnatural

E 23: The Unnatural

12 May 201322 minโ˜… 7.6

After Gene loses his confidence at his baseball game, Linda decides to sign him up for baseball camp. The only problem? She needs money to pay for it! Meanwhile, Tina discovers her love for espresso...

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